![]() ![]() Not mentioning the fact that the character models are glued together from Lincoln Logs and stuffed inside of Michelin Man armor padding. The suits are so bulky they make it look like a visit to a head-shrinking witch doctor is just a regular part of a knighting ceremony. And every character's cocky swagger is an unwitting homage to the hustlers of 70's blaxploitation flicks … Either that, or the developers cut n' paste the pimp-limp off the cast of GTA San Andreas. ![]() Exit the menu screen and you've still got the just-as-jagged frame rates of the gameworld lacerating across your screen. The environments sport some inarguably gorgeous elements and some downright tangible textures, but much of it goes to waste on an unimaginative art department. The landscape is slapped together with visible laziness in its construction (the geography doesn't try to make much sense, dirt roads hit impassible vertical angles). And every character deigns to make themselves as forgettable as possible in an otherwise forgettable cast of characters. ![]()
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